Hi gang. I am on the eastside of the valley again. Hate it. The new construction and inconsideration doesn’t allow me to concentrate or enjoy my own home and the regulators don’t seem to be doing anything to enforce the codes or laws in the area. I don’t have a problem with construction noise only the blaring music and nasty looking neandertals working on the project. I have not enjoyed my deck for almost a year and a half! So, my only option to have peace and quiet is to leave. Gee, is there something wrong with that?

Over on the west end of town the Creekside Cafe is waiting on feedback from the landlord. Another business is interested in going in so if their negotiations don’t get finalized something will be there–but it might not be a coffee house as originally speculated.

The chamber hosted CalTrans staff for a discussion on local issues. There will be a survey conducted soon regarding the speed limit. The bad news is that they will take an average of what vehicles are doing and post 85% or so as the speed limit. So, watch your speeds around town. They are going to take an average. We are probably going to have to petition for safety of residents and business clients pulling in and out of the main drag.

Is there something wrong with this process? Since when do speeding cars dictate what the limits should be? Shouldn’t safety (yes, someone has to be killed first before any action will be taken) be a concern? Shouldn’t the business district sprinked with private residences and children waiting for the bus merit lower speed limits? Squealing brakes and accidents are not something we want in town…

Which brings me to the guard rails. Apparently the areas where vehicles consistently land in the drink are going to receive guard railings to prevent vehicles from launching into the lake. Personally, I get immense satistfaction from it–my petty self does anyway.

As a matter of fact, someone just missed hitting me during a walk because they were speeding around windy point. Hazardous. Their tires squealed for over 150 feet and they actually had to veer over the double yellow line into ongoing traffic in an attempt to get the vehicle under control. When speeders just injure their cars (or themselves) my hope is that the experience at least teaches them to slow down.

Take a gander at the Fawnskin Market via the windows. The interior is being gutted and the ceiling should be higher if things go as planned. Not sure about the entire scoop but keep an eye out.

A variety of businesses in Fawnskin are advertising via KBHR. In addition the my new “Ark Animal Answers” (sponsored by Bear Valley Pet & Animal Supply), you can hear Fawnskin Realty and Northshore Trading Company. Groovy!

The FAWNSKIN FLYER
Volume II Issue 5
NOT NECESSARILY NEWS FOR FAWNSKIN, CALIFORNIA
Priceless when posted! Otherwise .25

Inside This Issue
Gossip Girl’s Notes
Busy in Fawnskin
More Fawnskin Business News
Moose Lodge
Dog-Gone Fun & Bad Behavior

GG’s Notes
Wow has town been busy! I spent a few days on the east end of the valley and discovered that I am allergic to leaving Fawnskin. Once home, my sinus challenges disappeared.

This week found me out hiking in the mornings followed by kayaking out on the lake. I am so happy to be able to be out on the lake early this year. Some of you will remember that I got hooked on kayaking very late in 2005 so I am looking forward to paddling through the summer and fall.

When I returned home lots was happening. A large crane was in the middle of town placing the new sign in Fawn Park. I arrived with posters announcing the Pirate Faire and was excited to amble onto all the business news. Don’t forget that you can always send me updates online!

Fawnskin is a happening place–if you didn’t know it. This summer is going to be fabulous so get in gear and join the other townsfolk for a great season and unique happenings in your own backyard!

G.G. (Gossip Girl)

Fawnskin Events
Visit the Fawnskin Flyer online at http://www.fawnskinflyer.com to view event calendar of ongoing events.

May 6, 2006
Party at Fire Station 49 for Doris!
Puppy Club Meets (800) 818-7387

May 8, 2006
NSIA Potluck

May 14, 2006
Mother’s Day Brunch at Moose Lodge (Free to member moms courtesy of the Moose men!)
Canine Club Meets (800) 818-7387

May 20, 2006
David Gonzales Memorial

May 20-21, 2006
Trout Classic

May 28, 2006
Party in the Park (Fawn Park)

June 3, 2006
Beat the Heat/Ride the Mountain

June 3-4, 2006
Pirate Faire at Captain John’s Fawn Harbor

Busy in Fawnskin…
Things around town are hopping! Blooms bring the bunnies out, the bees are buzzing and businesses are busy.

The latest news on the east side of town concerns the new antique mall. Many of you know that Ernie and Carol bought a new place and moved out of their establishment on the main drag.

Talk about doing double duty! The duo is finalizing the remodel of their new dwelling and has morphed the antique store into a cozy little mall.

Carol gave me a tour and said she hopes to be open with new consignors and a wider selection of quality antiques by June 1st. Don’t forget to drop by with your seasonal visitors.

More Fawnskin Business News
The Fawnskin Market is officially closed for inventory and renovation. Doris told me the escrow doesn’t actually close until closer to the end of this month. I attempted to interview Mark but the timing was bad–so you will just have to wait until the next issue. Don’t forget to mark your calendar for the party at Fire Station 49 on Saturday, May 6th.

Moose Lodge
Moose Lodge 2085 members did a great job at the 2nd Annual MS Walk. As of press time the amount brought in is $64, 151 and climbing.

Loni and Dave Emig and key members of the lodge really worked hard to make the event successful. Good job! Dave says funds will continue to come in until June 22nd. If you would like to throw in more moola for the cause—drop it off at the lodge.

By the way, the Moose Lodge is a no smoking facility now. Many of you around town will be happy to hear that change took place late April. Please support the lodge’s decision by not smoking and by purchasing meals and drinks more frequently!

Fun in Fawnskin
Since the last issue, Fawn Park has received a new fancy sign. The fawn was carved by chainsaw and a few locals dropped by to watch the sign go up. Roundtown Ron filmed so be sure to watch Channel 6 to get the scoop.

Creekside Café already has a Financial Book Club booked for the first Wednesday evening in June so things are moving along. I took a paddle up the creek and am anxious for them to open. The partners will offer a wider menu to suit all tastes and plan to have recreational rentals. Drop by the online issue for the rest of the scoop as it manifests.

Dog-Gone Fun
The Puppy Club begins meeting on May 6th and will meet each month on the first Saturday from 10am-11am. Pups from 8-16 weeks of age are welcome. Please call to enroll. Location rotates.

The Canine Club will meet May 13th and each month on the second Saturday from 10-11am. Dogs 24 weeks and older are welcome. Please call to enroll. Location rotates.

All participants must be human and dog friendly. Leashes and clean up bags are required tools.

Bad Behavior
Okay, I know you have been waiting for more bad behavior. Let me just say that there is a bunch. Hmmm, is the increase due to the warm weather?

One of the local property owners has been plagued with squatters. In the meantime, her properties were found to be in violation of county codes and code enforcement had a tough time tracking the property owner down to issue the citations.

Well, you might find it amusing to hear that the property owner was arrested for attacking one of the “tenants” with an axe handle. However, the defendant claims not to have used the axe itself, only the handle…does that make it less of a crime?

During her incarceration, code enforcement was able to get an interview room and issued the citations. I must say I admire the clever crew’s creativity and tenacity.

On that note, the dwellings on the main drag and up on Cedar Dell are slowly getting cleaned up and closer to compliance.

Bad Dogs or Bad Owners?
Neighbors are complaining about wandering and barking dogs. I saw Officer Jamie heading our way this am. Quite a few locals are not willing to put up with the blatant disregard of the leash law and local pet ordinances. More on this later…

Today I was able to enjoy and long walk and meandered down to the marina to meet my a new kayaking buddy. After waiting about twenty minutes I figured I should just head out on my own. Last night Captain John invited me to test the waters—and so I did.

The water is still pretty cold. I saw a bird of prey tormenting a great blue heron—I thought it was the young adult eagle but the undermarkings looked more like an osprey. It was too far away for me to identify and I didn’t have my binoculars. I also spotted some new type of waterfowl. They look like a grebe instead of the mergansers I normally see.